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@daemonic3: [traffic court]

Your honor, I'm here to dispute 4 of my 5 tickets

JUDGE: Repeat infractions?

Ok, I'm here to dispute ⁴/₅ of my tickets

[traffic court]

Your honor, I’m here to dispute 4 of my 5 tickets

JUDGE: Repeat infractions?

Ok, I’m here to dispute ⁴/₅ of my tickets

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