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@3sunzzz: [traffic stop]

Officer: Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?

Me: *backseat full of penguins* Um, I'm guessing the aquarium called?

[traffic stop]

Officer: Ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over?

Me: *backseat full of penguins* Um, I’m guessing the aquarium called?

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