@LaetPO: Tragic News: Plane carrying Donald Trump underwent massive turbulence, lost engine power, stalled, but landed safely.
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@Nickadoo: I'm less upset with Lance Armstrong lying about taking performance-enchancing drugs than I am at Oprah for lying about retiring.
@iamspacegirl: *I open my McDonald's bag and a bunch of dirty pigeons fly out* Narrator: The McPigeon, new from McDonald's