@Paxochka: Guys, if you want to make a girl moan, tremble, and scream: be a spider.

@PopSlapFunk: Arrhythmia, blocked arteries, leaky valves, "Hey, I found you on Twitter" and other things that will suddenly stop your heart.

@TheCiscoKidder: It's hard to look like a badass when you're slurping on a strawberry smoothie.

@Donna_McCoy: Label: Non-habit forming Me: Challenge accepted

@HatfieldAnne: *person walks past me minding his business and not bothering me in any way* “What's this idiot doing?”