@Marlinaire: Trail mix? You mean M&M's with obstacles.
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@awkwardphilippe: [creating humans] God: They will have a powerful immune system Assistant: Boring God: ok some will die from eating a peanut A: Nice, nice
@PinkCamoTO: H: I think we should see other people. Me: Do I have to? I don't even really want to see you.
@Book_Krazy: A cubical is a great place to reflect on all the bad decisions you've made in your life
@SeanEmeny: "My place is a mess" - Every girl, ever.... "Well in that case, I'm not coming in" - No guy, ever