@Ivsy01: Trainer: Are you wearing lipstick? Me: OMG no, that's just wine.
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@qwertying: Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
@rohmontgomery: I am upset with my parents for making me exist. u just decided to make a person one day? who's gonna pay my bills? me? I didn't ask for this