@Ivsy01: Trainer: Are you wearing lipstick? Me: OMG no, that's just wine.
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@Pro_Jones_: Boss: I've been told one of you is just a robot car in disguise *everyone stares at me, even Optimus who is drinking oil instead of coffee*
@SammySkinns: "So You've Been Drinking and You Think You Can Dance?" That is definitely a reality show I would watch.
@UrbanDouchebag: Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a copy of your naughty list. Love, -Tim