@Ivsy01: Trainer: Are you wearing lipstick? Me: OMG no, that's just wine.
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@brendohare: By the end of their life, everyone will have appeared in at least two Fast & Furious movies
@WetzelGeek: I knew this neighborhood was classy enough for me when I saw there is a "Pregnant Only" parking spot in front of the Liquor store.
@Ristolable: Every time you get a haircut, you're essentially returning your last haircut and exchanging it for the exact same thing