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@SondraDeeMe: [train]
GUY: Please take my seat.
ME: *adjusts pillow in my top to feign pregnancy* Thank you.
GUY: How far along are you?
ME: 5 stops.

[train]
GUY: Please take my seat. 
ME: *adjusts pillow in my top to feign pregnancy* Thank you. 
GUY: How far along are you? 
ME: 5 stops.

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