@Storminika: Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door? And what is the person inside to say? "who is it?"
@ItsAndyRyan: Bae: Are you coming over?
Me: Yes, I'm coming over.
- Me and Bae having CB Radio sex
@causticbob: The Water Board sent me a notice saying that my bill was a year old,
I obviously apologised for forgetting, and sent them a birthday card.
@AnkCoupleTO: 1st Anniversary: Let's go to Vegas
5th Anniversary: Get a sitter so we can go to dinner
10th Anniversary: Russian roulette sounds like fun
@hazelmotes1: My coworker left my office an hour ago, but the smell of his cologne remains, like some kind of douchbag ghost.
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