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@SoVeryBritish: Trains delayed due to:
- Wrong kind of sun
- Ominous cloud
- Slightly damp leaf
- Chilly track
- Suspicious gravel
- Sarcastic swan

Trains delayed due to:
– Wrong kind of sun
– Ominous cloud
– Slightly damp leaf
– Chilly track
– Suspicious gravel
– Sarcastic swan

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