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@MarlonBrandNO: [Trapped on a Island]

*Message in a bottle*
"Please send help!"

*Gets message back, months later*
"Linda invited you to play Candy Crush"

[Trapped on a Island]

*Message in a bottle*
 “Please send help!”

*Gets message back, months later*
“Linda invited you to play Candy Crush”

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