@Bandersnaaatch: Trapped on a train in the snow, and honestly, none of these people look appetizing.
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@DirtMcTurd: My wife said I couldn't finger paint and also she says that "Paint" is a stupid name for our cat
@Mikecanrant: So carrying a "wet floor" sign and putting it down immediately after using your best pickup line on a woman is frowned upon Dating is hard.
@mrtruthandsoul: Our Father, who art in Heaven, Hallowed be thy name But Imma call you "Hal" for short, 'k, Chief?