@Bandersnaaatch: Trapped on a train in the snow, and honestly, none of these people look appetizing.
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@yonewt: If I had wings, I'd spread them and soar like an eagle for about ten minutes then space out on a phone wire with these fat pigeons
@causticbob: what's the medical term for a female-to-male gender reassignment surgery? an addadictomy
@squirrel74wkgn: "Sir, are you interested in the satellite radio upgrade?" ...uhhhh, for driving in space?