@thatUPSdude: Treat me like a semicolon and use me in all the wrong ways.
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@slimmy_shady: "More people are killed by toasters than sharks". So if you're swimming in the ocean and see a toaster, you're in big trouble.
@KenJennings: Friday night is my weekly time to ponder...which do I hate more: my friends, or having to make new friends?
@mikeysny: When I learned what calculators did, I immediately cleared the "math" part of my brain to make room for more movie quotes.