@Kyle_Lippert: Treat your woman like a princess. Spice up your relationship & have her kidnapped. Then do mushrooms & swim through the sewers to find her.
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@3sunzzz: My horoscope said I will soon find the man of my dreams. I thought, "I've been married 25yrs," then I thought, "But I'll keep an open mind."
@leechee420: One of my friends had a baby today, and another got a puppy. I think we all know which one I'm going to visit.
@jdforshort: A random guy held the door & paid for my Cinnabon roll at the truck stop today He doesn't know it, but this is the best date in a long time
@champagnefeeI: when i tell someone where i live and they say “omg that’s so far” like i’m not inviting u over lmaoooo so don’t worry about ur imaginary journey.