@Kyle_Lippert: Treat your woman like a princess. Spice up your relationship & have her kidnapped. Then do mushrooms & swim through the sewers to find her.
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@Okeating: I didn't take my husband's name when I got married. I figured it'd be confusing if we were both called Keith.
@Juicedballs: If babies named Todd don't call themselves "The Toddler" then what's the point of having a douchebag baby name like Todd?
@stevevsninjas: [speed dating] Her: So, what do you do to unwind? Mummy: I avoid that at all costs.