@Dawn_M_: Trees put cats in their hair so they can flirt with firefighters when they climb up them.
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@markydoodoo: Ever say hi to someone and immediately regret it because now you know you have to say hi to them forever?
@thepunningman: [murder scene] detective: "she drown?" cop: "after a blow to the head" d: "what's he doing?" me: [trying to draw chalk outline on river]