@Dawn_M_: Trees put cats in their hair so they can flirt with firefighters when they climb up them.
@Parentpains: My wife and I play trivia pursuit a lot, it's where she ignores me until I correctly guess what I did wrong.
@Jaden76: A sitcom about teen girl aliens called UFOMG.
@thatUPSdude: Turns out a At Home DNA Test is not a good baby shower gift.
@realHamOnWry: Remember to keep the 'inmate' in 'intimate' by getting married.
@weinerdog4life: If you're ever attacked by a bear play deaf, be like "I can't even hear you bear"