@Dawn_M_: Trees put cats in their hair so they can flirt with firefighters when they climb up them.
@JimmerThatisAll: Will no one rid me of this turbulent poodle?
@AngelaEhh: Paint thinner? Bullshit.
Been painting myself with it all week. Still fat.
@SgunSuperman: It's OK people with a poor grasp of the English language, I'm a sex attic too.
@JDotComma: I don't understand women. I also don't understand how a car works but I still drive it.
@hangin_out: Blood is thicker than water. Maple syrup is thicker than blood. So pancakes are more important than family. There, I said it.