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@withanewname: [trick or treating]

"Oh, what a cute little…what's she doing?"

Me: potty training.

"In my pumpkin?!"

Me: She likes the heated seat.

[trick or treating]

“Oh, what a cute little…what’s she doing?”

Me: potty training.

“In my pumpkin?!”

Me: She likes the heated seat.

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