@TheSepticHermit: Tried belly dancing but ended up looking like an insect about to die.
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@ItsAndyRyan: Roman 1: you won't believe how many women I've slept with Roman 2: mmm? Roman 1: don't be ridiculous, not that many
@LolaLuvsLollies: I'm sorry I said "sorry about your eyebrows" when you showed me your wedding photos
@anna5skin: my mom and my little brother switched phones and my mom received this text and I am crying lmaooo
@claudiaa_haleyy: I hate that "You know what to do" voicemail greeting, because if a recently unfrozen caveman calls, I bet that makes him feel pretty bad.