@TheSepticHermit: Tried belly dancing but ended up looking like an insect about to die.
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@stephenjmolloy: Barber: Snip snip snip snip snip. Me: What are you doing? Barber: I've lost my scissors and I was hoping I could trick you into thinking I was cutting your hair by saying snip. Me: I can see you in the mirror.