@TheSepticHermit: Tried belly dancing but ended up looking like an insect about to die.
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@JCWisdomNuggets: Next time a dude says "Pictures or it didn't happen", punch them in the throat, take a pic, and tell a story about a guy you throat punched.
@ValeeGrrl: 6yo: ONCE I HAVE CHEST HAIR I'LL BE A MAN & THEN LADIES CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO ANYMORE Husband: *dies laughing*
@WarrenHolstein: Janay Rice says the elevator attack was all part of God's plan. God must not like her very much.