@jrza84: Tried new pain medication, and an hour later 3 penguins in military fatigues walked into the room and told me I need to kill Mussolini's cat
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@dogboner: in the rental car today and my son said it was like we were in a "rocket ship" how many rocket ships have you been in. That's what I thought
@thatUPSdude: Sometimes It's nice just to sit with the person you love. But then it has to get all awkward and her husband is all "Why you at our table?"
@moose_chocolate: "Carrie" is my favourite movie about how religious faith leads to supernatural mass murder.