@PORNOPINION: Tried to console my ex after losing her bf and all I could muster was, "there's plenty more married men out there."
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@JuliaChildCIA: "Hot damn!" - the Nazi's probably after their dams were destroyed. I don't know; I'm not a historian. It's just an educated guess.
@oxygenplug: If I was a doctor I would scare my patients by pretending to go check google every time they asked me a question