@Traceylei2: Tried to get my 7 year old cousin to play Hungry Hungry Hippos but the fences at the zoo are really high.
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@gabemakesmusic: I was kicked out of karate class today for describing everything the instructor did as "senseitational"
@jus4golf: 15 just texted me that she was on her period and needed a chocolate bar. How absorbent could a chocolate bar even be?!
@phxguy88: I get the feeling some of you have been told by others of you not to talk to me. This means war.
@aecide: Saw my neighbor in a peeing contest with his dog on his porch. My mum said there'd be days like this but she never said there'd be so many.