@eric10F: Tried to pick a booger off my phone screen. Ended up calling my mom, signing up for AOL and getting an online degree in refrigerator repair
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@gorrdano: Thanks, I wrote the tweet. There's no need to reiterate it back to me with quotation marks.
@charmfoz: The best things in life are free. Unless it's herpes. Stay away from people who want to give you free herpes.