@Ideal_Victoria: *tries to discreetly wipe up my spilled drink with your cat*
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@GianDoh: *dents another car while parking* *leaves note under windshield wiper* “Material possessions are ephemeral and evanescent. Move on. I know I have.”
@Deurb1: While fixing my neighbors car I asked her for a screwdriver... She asked if I had orange juice. We've been dating since.
@LePetitOiseau_L: It's like my cat doesn't even appreciate it when I take the time to rake his litter box like a Zen Garden.