@Ideal_Victoria: *tries to discreetly wipe up my spilled drink with your cat*
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@TheNardvark: I would describe the cologne on the guy who was just in the elevator with me as "all of it."
@joshandbeyond: Dad: There's no use crying over spilled milk son. Me: But dad it was tequila! Dad: What!? *cries immensely*
@FrenulumBreve: [15 minutes into choosing which crab from the tank to have for dinner] Date: are you crying?