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@Tharin_P: *Tries to hit the gym*
*Gym hits back*
@KeetPotato: [undoes GFs bra first time]
"wow have you been practicing?"
don't be ridiculous
[me and dog exchange glances]
@jonnysun: ME: wat if they dont like me
MOM: just be urself
[comes home early in a masive cloud of bees]
ME: WAIT DID U SAY "BEE URSELF" OR "BE
@SamGrittner: Baller is short for ballerina
@MichaelTrying: The worst part of being named Michael is repeatedly being broken up with via a text that states *drops Mike*
@OhNoSheTwitnt: I put my earbuds on just like everybody else. Frantically as someone approaches.