@TheTimmyToes: *tries to throw a cotton ball really hard over and over again*
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@RuffaloShuffle: *Dad enters room dressed as Han Solo* "May divorce be with you" "What?" "Your mother and I are getting a divorce. I figured I'd make it fun"
@AndyAsAdjective: I've spent the better part of my day trying to figure out why "mustache" & "headache" don't rhyme.
@3sunzzz: When you ask your waiter for an extra pickle, don't wink. It can easily be misinterpreted.