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@Jenny4ashley: *tries to turn on TV*
TV: I have a boyfriend
@just1fool: I leave the window open at night hoping a drunk criminal will accidentally drop a bag of money inside while trying to break in.
@Daniel_Sloss: If anyone says YOLO to me I say YOLBYPCFAC (You Only Live Because Your Parents Couldn't Find A Condom). I hope it catches on...
@ObscureGent: My favorite act of vengeance is befriending your dad and convincing him that dread locks would look cool on him.
@greg_vee: *takes your compliment*
*stares nervously at it*
@remmarg_yelsel: I'd definitely watch a show with Dr. Phil going door to door reading people's Google search history out-loud with the most judgmental stare.