@CornOnTheGoblin: [tries to walk into my How to Use a Revolving Door class and ends up outside again] what the heck
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@lucidchemistry: I've mastered the art of knowing what not to say...not saying it, whole different story
@markedly: BANK: Someone made fraudulent charges w/ ur debit card ME: How'd you know it wasn't me B: They entered the PIN correctly 1st try M: Dear god
@badbanana: Idea: Like Google Glass, but a necklace or something that projects a website onto the face of the person talking to you.