@hammbone84: Trivia Crack is much safer than regular crack, but it will still tear your family apart.
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@lasergirl70: I keep checking my bank account like a hungry person checking an empty refrigerator. Neither one is going to magically be full.
@jwoodham: "How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?" Doesn't follow instructions very well.
@DrCephalopod: Son: I want a LEGO Millennium Falcon for Christmas Me: *checking price online* would you settle for the actual Millennium Falcon?