@SpacemanQuisp: Trouble brewing at Symphony Hall. It's the bottom of Beethoven's 9th, and the bassists are loaded.
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@petemandik: I have just completed knitting a tiny sweater for my one true friend, who is a grape.
@BritXNic: You can tell a lot about a man by the way he calls off the wedding and starts dating your brother.
@realHamOnWry: Putting a light in the refrigerator is God's way of telling us that it's okay to eat before going to bed.