@AntozWolf: True friendship is when you walk into someone's house, and your WiFi connects automatically..
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@zachreinert03: Saw a TV at the dumpster with a sign that said 'free TV' and boy do I feel stupid, I paid $200 for the last TV sitting at a dumpster
@IamJackBoot: Girls are suckers for a sad story so I always told them about my dad leaving us on my 8th birthday. I leave out the part where he returned with my cake. It wasn't chocolate so...still sad.