@ImaFlyontheWall: True...so damn true
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@MummaCrazy: "Yeah, those black pants are okay. They just need a little something. Hang on.." [rubs up against your leg] "that's better" -cats
@RichardDreyfuss: You read for a part, you feel good about it, you feel confident, then they cast Ben Affleck.
@KKAlThani: "Good evening, I will be your waiter for tonight. What would you like to Instagram?" - how waiters should greet people