@GamepIay: True story.
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@Phook75: I'm actually not sure if the Wife decorated the tree really well or she just created the best Lady Gaga outfit in history
@FeralCrone: A kid at the park said a giant hemorrhoid is heading toward Earth. I know he misspoke but in the closing days of 2016 one can't be too sure.
@bwebster76: Do people who use handkerchiefs know they don't have to hang on to the things that come out of their nose?