@HeatherAntos: Trump getting elected after Obama was not what they meant by Orange is the New Black
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@XplodingUnicorn: Ladies, if you don't want to answer a question from a guy, say, "I already TOLD you. You never listen." We have no idea if you're lying.
@brandonIee: Someone explain why clothes are so expensive? I should not have to pay this much to not be naked. People should pay ME to not be naked
@maisonshouting: MY CAT (checking her watch urgently): 3:30am? oh heavens I was almost late for parkouring loudly about the house