@HeatherAntos: Trump getting elected after Obama was not what they meant by Orange is the New Black
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@GrowlyGrego: Your Bio says you like music. That's amazing. Seems like everybody else around here hates music. Kindred spirits, you and I.
@kimwilliamz: The worst thing about admitting you're an alcoholic is that people will expect you to stop drinking.
@Shock_Monster: Him: Sir, you don't have the experience or fitness to be a fireman. Me: But, I got a mustache! Him: That's cat fur attached with frosting.
@Fazio_N: You've been robbed by *360 spin* A smooooth crimi- *trips over own feet, drops tv, & butt dials police*