@Love_bug1016: I'm Asian, but not wears a kimono, eats dogs, owns a bonsai tree, knows how to use chopsticks, waxes on waxes off, good at the math, Asian.

@Barknado69: Tin Man: I want a heart Cowardly Lion: I want courage Scarecrow: and a brain Me: lemme get uhhhhhh

@Brianhopecomedy: My son is explaining why my daughter is crying but I'm not buying it as I don't think she can even say, "Please kick me in the face".

@JessicaVarsity: I always carry a lighter in case I end up at an impromptu concert...or need to set someone's house on fire. Either way, I'm prepared.

@sssh_squirrel: I'm going to just start biting the faces of people that stand too close during a conversation.