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@HeyANow: Truth: My 85yr old grandmother's answering machine says, "I'll call you back when I want to, if I want to."

Heroes are all around us.

Truth: My 85yr old grandmother’s answering machine says, “I’ll call you back when I want to, if I want to.”

Heroes are all around us.

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