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@AndyAsAdjective: Truth or dare?
-Truth.
Ok, go.
-I get sexually aroused by ALF.
Okaaaay...
-Your turn. Truth or dare?
Um...dare.
-Put on this ALF costume.

Truth or dare?
-Truth.
Ok, go.
-I get sexually aroused by ALF.
Okaaaay…
-Your turn. Truth or dare?
Um…dare.
-Put on this ALF costume.

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