@MrSandeepP: Truthful Tuesday: If a rapper raps about how much money he has then I download his music for free.
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@DurtMcHurtt: Whenever someone mentions rat poison part of me imagines a tiny rodent cover band playing 80s power ballads.
@AmericanGent69: Online dating rule: If we meet up offline, and you look nothing like your pictures, then you're buying me drinks until you do.
@Donna_McCoy: I am far too familiar with the bathroom floor to ever be judgemental of anyone else's life decisions.
@Bripping_Talls: Studies say people with high IQ are lazy. Of course I didn't read the entire article.