@angeliav68: Truthfully officer, I wouldn't have pulled over, if I known all you were gonna do is complain about my driving..
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@SarcasticAlly12: You know in a video game when you kept pushing b to get through the talking part but later realized you should've read it? That's adulthood.
@locustbones: kissing is all fun and games until a boy inhales your skeleton through your mouth & uses it to build a house for some other girl
@notalogin: After the hipster got his girl pregnant, he wouldn't shut up about how he was into her before she got big.
@rachelle_mandik: -Can you describe the jellyfish that stung you? -Yes, it looked like a lazy toddler tried to draw an octopus.