@brownbear952: Try and tell me about your cleanse and I will whip out my pocket bacon and eat it right in front of you.
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@ibid78: Do I have friends? Are we allowed to count the enemies of my enemies? Then yes, I have a bunch of friends.
@WheelTod: How to tell you’ve had a successful business meeting: 1) You ate free food 2) You said one thing that was confusing enough to sound intelligent 3) You left with no assigned action items
@Reverend_Scott: DOCTOR: Push again, the baby is- MOTHER: IS SOMETHING WRONG? DOCTOR: [holding phone] No, I just caught a Jigglypuff up in there.
@EndhooS: [Fairground] Son: Daddy can I have a balloon? Me: If you're good. Son: Good at what? Me: Buying your own balloons