@Jenny4ashley: Try explaining to your kid why you're taking a bath with a cucumber then come talk to me about your problems.
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@Mom_Overboard: [on the phone] me: i let the cat out of the bag sis: what?? me: ...too early at the vet and she hid under the desk sis: oh phew me: then i spilled the beans sis: what?! me: ...all over the floor at dinner sis: omg ok me: also i told mum you're pregnant okiloveyoubye
@shkeeber: Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: You love me? Cop: Me: Cop: Me: Is it because I'm driving a lawnmower? Cop: Yes. Me: *floors it*