@Jake_Vig: Try not to put yourself in a position where you have to say "I'm not actually a Nazi"
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@adult_keverage: Do you know what's cooler than those fake chains around your license plate? Everything. Every single thing in the world.
@briangaar: At this point, I'm pretty sure the main reason Donald Trump ran for president was to get more Twitter followers
@JohnPoveromo: The iWatch is awesome because it's the fastest way to let everyone know you used to have 500 dollars.