@Bunnydurden: Try saying "good luck" without sounding sarcastic. Good luck.
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@sammyrhodes: Saying a prayer for all the turkeys tomorrow. Also the single people with concerned relatives.
@River_Niles: We basically broke up with Pluto by saying it wasn't a planet anymore then spent 9yrs obsessing about it & just drove by its house real slow
@bourgeoisalien: At what point in listening to your kid whine can you say, "Sorry. This relationship isn't working out. You should start seeing other moms."
@Sarcasticsapien: Me: How are you? Coworker: I can't complain. Me: *sticks finger in his coffee* Coworker: I just paid for that! Me: I knew you were lying.