@tastefactory: Try to imagine pugs living in the wild, just roaming in the forest in packs.
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@SnizzleFrizzle: Dude on tv just said, "Where there's fat, there's flavor." He was talking about food, but I took it as a compliment.
@RdrJay47: Me: I'd like to adopt that baby. Clerk: Sir, that's a family sized platter of Super Nachos.
@GrantTanaka: when I die I want to go to heaven to see my grandpa, but only if he's learned to keep his bathrobe tied
@: I really loved the idea of moving and re-decorating until I realized one pillow is literally $25