@DearAnyone: "Try to score a goal. Don't use your hands. See you afterwards." - Soccer coaches
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@reczit: Help is a magic word. Say it to people & watch them disappearing from the horizon of your life.
@hazelmotes1: Me: when I grow up I'm going to be an astronaut. 5 year old daughter: you're already grown up. You'll be dead soon.
@Marlebean: Being iced in for 2 days gave me the opportunity to get so much housework done! I didn't do any of it. But I certainly had the opportunity.
@ddsmidt: Whenever my husband "puts something away" I'm always suspect. I mean, it's not as if he really knows where anything goes.