@TheCatWhisprer: Trying this hot water diet where you drink a cup of hot water in the morning but so far all I've done is burn my tongue and eat 7 donuts.
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@daimonic0: If you come home n your dog gives you a lecture about smoking pot, you probably should lay off the acid too.
@Rollmaninoz: Coworker: you play any sports Me: yeah but I've had to take a break from it CW: oh..Injury? Me: *thinks about broken controller* yeah..kinda
@daemonic3: "Ok, what shall we call these skewers of food?" STEVE: How about a Kasteve? BOB: I have a better idea
@Hurly_Burly: Annie, are you ok? You sure? Cool That's how long that song would've lasted if I sang it.