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@murrman5: [trying to avoid awkward silence on first date]
you ever see a horse throw up?
"no"
*smiles and turns phone sideways so video gets bigger*

[trying to avoid awkward silence on first date]
you ever see a horse throw up?
“no”
*smiles and turns phone sideways so video gets bigger*

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