@BruceForce: Trying to convince my wife that the white powder on my nose is cocaine to hide the fact I've eaten a large sugary donut
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@kelkulus: Revenge idea if a girlfriend dumps you: sneak into her house, tighten the lids on all her jars.
@KentWGraham: If you want to know how I rate in our household, my wife has one term of endearment for me and 74 for our dog.
@KentWGraham: I’m glad they call themselves attorneys-at-law. I wouldn’t want to accidently hire an attorney-at-baking or an attorney-at-pottery.
@Dschnoeb: I think the only girl I know that hasn't said "you're like a brother to me" is my sister.