@myonlymizztake: Trying to do deadlifts at the gym, but I can't figure out where they hide the bodies.
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@RidiculousSheri: I was in a gang once. We wore blue, traveled in packs, and ruled our turf with shiny instruments...wait. Band. I was in the marching band.
@Jakexox: First woman on Moon: -Huston, we have a problem? What? -Never mind What's the problem? -Nothing Please tell us? -You know what's the problem