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@TheRealDratch: Trying to get lunch w 4 yo in restaurant: "If you can't behave we're going to have to leave here."
"But I want to leave here."
Touché.

Trying to get lunch w 4 yo in restaurant: “If you can’t behave we’re going to have to leave here.”    
“But I want to leave here.”
Touché.

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