@IamEnidColeslaw: trying to get through to Mozart on the Ouija board I really want him to listen to the Thong Song
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@Sarcasmo718: Taking your shirt off when fighting is a great way to tell the cops who to arrest.
@slimmy_shady: Hot girls who complain that you can't get laid... do you live on a deserted island?
@YSK_MOtiVe: My mum needs to stop using all the blenders for stew.. It's pissing me off having spicy Oreo milkshake