@IamEnidColeslaw: trying to get through to Mozart on the Ouija board I really want him to listen to the Thong Song
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@Shock_Monster: It's been clinically proven that the most effective form of birth control I can use is: "Just be myself."
@Coops_Bradley: That's a really big gun in your pants. And that's how you get out of a speeding ticket.
@AimeeHelene1: If this paper cut is any indication of my pain threshold, then child birth would definitely kill me.