@IamEnidColeslaw: trying to get through to Mozart on the Ouija board I really want him to listen to the Thong Song
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@Underchilde: I hate it when I have lots of visitors but only enough chloroform for one and have to use it on myself.
@SteveSuckington: I used to brag that my dad worked in the food court. I thought he was a food lawyer. Shoulda wondered why a lawyer would wear a sbarro shirt
@XplodingUnicorn: Moses: Thanks for the mana in the desert. God: No problem. Moses: But since you can make anything- God: FOR THE LAST TIME, NO PIZZA.
@SteveSuckington: Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses? Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.