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@Love_bug1016: [trying to impress date]

Him: I want someone who's not afraid of a little PDA.

Me: *keys I WANT THE SEX into the side of his car*

[trying to impress date] 

Him: I want someone who’s not afraid of a little PDA. 

Me: *keys I WANT THE SEX into the side of his car*

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