@Sassafrantz: Trying to open a Capri Sun is the longest relationship I've had in 2015.
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@LeBearGirdle: Jesus: one of you will betray me tonight *checks phone* Jesus: WHO IN DAD'S NAME UNFOLLOWED ME?!" *judas slyly slips phone back in robe*
@Dr_awfulpants: *calls Rosetta Stone* Yes hi I was wondering if you had a course on body language *my friend choking on buffalo wings clutches his throat*
@treydayway: Hell hath no fury like a woman who just said "seriously?" after a comment you made during an argument.