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@DurtMcHurtt: [trying to unhook a bra]
*kung fu noises*
"How do u kno the deceased?"
I was his drug dealer.
"Louder for the tape?"
I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.
@1NTERCEPTOR_: When they were saying "we will find a good home for him" I thought they were talking about the dog,I didn't know they were talking about me!
@curlycomedy: Dress for the job you want others to think you have.
@kcmoore51: Their bedroom door is closed. I better walk in there for no reason.
@amishschool: Wife said I should talk to the kids about drugs so I told them how faking a back injury would usually get you some Vicodin.